Unfortunately, her sworn enemy Slaggy
Lindsay also has designs on the new boy, as well as the best cleavage in the entire year group to distract his attention.
Not bothered about what they've done as long as you're gettin' the cash to pay for yer slaggy
outfits an' tacky highlights?
Susie (Michelle Collins), whose feckless husband Jo had a fling with Mandy in the last series, gave birth (a rare chance for Susie to put her feet down and relax) and the others gathered round to "ooh" and "aah" over the baby and talk dirty.
The other equally unbelievable Daylight Robbery (Thursday, ITV) ended with the slaggy
blaggers scheming to pull off a job that even mighty Arsenal failed to accomplish - turning over the Hammers.
I was particularly taken by Edwina Slaggy
, a bug-eyed former Tory MP obsessed with chains and whips and discipline, mumbling Sir Geoffrey Hush, bleating Douglas Weird and blunt-speaking Sir Marcus Flatcapp ("He was thinking the unthinkable and speaking the unspeakable.
South Bank was once the boom area of Teesside for shopping or a fun night out, now Slaggy
Island is fighting to survive, but happily celebrated its 150th birthday in 2004.
Question three: Which town, south of Middlesbrough, was formerly known as Tees Tilery and had the nickname Slaggy
Come to Slaggy
Island, Vic, with all those ex pats - there's plenty of car parking space here - the Erimus springs to mind.