morning wood


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morning wood

A popular slang term for an early morning erection, which is said to more commonly occur in boys during puberty.
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Yesterday morning Wood Street was cordoned off between Kirkgate and St Peter's Street in Huddersfield town centre.
Think about all those inconvenient early " morning wood" if you are a man.
The thought and effort it took to put together this boat/blind/trailer package was such an inspiration that his Morning Wood was awarded second place in the 2011 Boats and Blinds contest.
I had morning wood when terrorists flew planes into the Twin Towers.
Dom was the subject of complaints when he appeared in the Bungalow wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the words 'Morning Wood' and Rich was caught on camera talking drunkenly about how he'd previously tried drugs but had been warned not to take them by his doctor because of a heart condition.
Dominic Wood wore a top emblazoned with Morning Wood in capital letters while presenting the early Saturday morning show in March.
The winning team, called Morning wood A, is from Blaenavon.
But once turned on, a red LED digital clock appears as if by magic through the Japanese morning wood veneer.
Dominic was slammed, too, for wearing a T-shirt with the suggestive slogan "Morning Wood".
Dominic was also rapped last year by media watchdog Ofcom for wearing a T-shirt with a sex reference - Morning Wood - on the show.