morning wood


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morning wood

A popular slang term for an early morning erection, which is said to more commonly occur in boys during puberty.
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The thought and effort it took to put together this boat/blind/trailer package was such an inspiration that his Morning Wood was awarded second place in the 2011 Boats and Blinds contest.
I had morning wood when terrorists flew planes into the Twin Towers.
Dominic Wood wore a top emblazoned with Morning Wood in capital letters while presenting the early Saturday morning show in March.
The winning team, called Morning wood A, is from Blaenavon.
But once turned on, a red LED digital clock appears as if by magic through the Japanese morning wood veneer.
Dominic was also rapped last year by media watchdog Ofcom for wearing a T-shirt with a sex reference - Morning Wood - on the show.
The Caines, De Novo, The Invisible Wires, Morning Wood, Der Bomber and Cream Tangerine (Zanzibar, Seel Street, Liverpool) tomorrow, 8pm.
At first light, a huge flock of turkeys yelped, cutted, kee-kee'd, and basically lit the morning woods up like a troop of baboons squabbling in the treetops.
I expect a lot of tired folks will be returning from the morning woods to an afternoon dinner, as is tradition.