marital aids

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marital aids

A euphemism for sex toys, costumes, clothing and other paraphernalia used for sexual pleasure of self and others.
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Offshore bookmaker Victor Chandler International honoured a pounds 20 bet at odds of 25-1 that former marital aids saleswoman Caroline, from Birmingham, and Craig would be the first in bed together - although a hug was as intimate as they got.
Broad-minded shoppers will be able to buy those last minute items, such as marital aids, DVDs, magazines and lingerie, ready for their loved ones to open on Christmas morning.
Well, whatever turns you on, but be warned that the marital aids on display here cost a tad more than those on offer at the neighbor hood adult toys shop; they include enough state-of-the-art spy equipment, computer gem, heavy artillery and shiny kitchen utensils to assure the successful invasion of a medium-sized country.
Lynne Ann Graham, who owns Pandora's Box in Westoe Road, South Shields, was found guilty of refusing to pay pounds 4,500 for a licence for the store, which stocked marital aids, handcuffs and blow-up dolls.
They suddenly realised the mother-of-four had paused in front of a family planning stand which featured a lurid array of marital aids.
The chain, which sells sexy lingerie and marital aids, has 'fashion and passion' stores in Birmingham, Coventry, Wolverhampton, Stoke, Derby, Nottingham and Gloucester.
The shop, which stocked a variety of marital aids, magazines and videos, has not traded for about three weeks.
Instead, former marital aids saleswoman Caroline and Tom were put forward.
Misstique is a straightforward adult shop covering lingerie, party toys, marital aids, magazines and videos.
Marital aids' supplier Yago Holdings of Coleshill went into receivership last week with debts estimated at close to pounds 1million.
It will stock marital aids, undies and racy videos.
'There's only one real competitor and we are appealing to a different market, because we will be holding women-only, men-only and couples' parties,' Mrs Crawford added.: The home is where the heart of the market is:Despite inventing Tupperware in 1942, Earl Tupper did not make his fortune until a woman from Detroit started knocking on people's front doors to sell it.The kitchen products launched the home-retail phenomenon that has since branched out into what are euphemistically called 'marital aids' - sex toys.