Call me an impatient young whippersnapper if you will, but this mass demonstration of the dodderers
drove me (no pun intended) What do YOU think?
"We need a few less of us old dodderers
and a few more young bloods in the dressing room."
That would mean these dodderers
have a job for life.
Those gin-slinging old dodderers
of the MCC(copyright Ian Botham) sat in deliberation and passed a ruling to shame the FA.
Thus we should say loud and clear to the old dodderers
in RUSI that we stand together for justice and against violent attacks on innocent people and will not allow their foolish rhetoric to divide us and risk marginalising unstable people and driving them into the hands of extremists.
But even those confused dodderers
at the SFA, who wouldn't know a sick patient if he was lying in front of them, have finally realised the time had come for change.
No doubt, there is skulking in a closet somewhere the Hereditary Bearer of the Royal Chantie (just in case - Royals do it just like everyone else, don't you know?) Must we be embarrassed by the Royal bodyguard, the Royal Company of Archers, a bunch of bespectacled dodderers
who would be hard put to stagger up the Royal Mile?
While a few other devil-may-care dodderers
battle to the death.
Go back to the spring of 2006 when O'Neill was planning his return to management, and recall how he was snubbed by that ludicrous bunch of Werthers Originals-sucking dodderers
who interfere with the running of the English game.
But even more kudos to Anders Borg (rightthe visionary Norwegian who brought the Liverpool International to a public park in the city, introduced some of the sport's legendary performers to a virgin audience, and even won over - eventually - the reactionary old dodderers
of the LTA
Because viewing the centre of the tennis world for the next two weeks with impeccable eyesight rids the All England Club of its gin-soaked old dodderers
They might be portrayed as gin-swilling old dodderers
at times, but nobody should under- estimate the sharp, shrewd minds of the people in charge of the world's ruling body.