"My mother had to use a bed pan
while lying in this corridor.
I can't wait to hear him say: "He may look like a depressed baboon who's been beaten about the face with a bed pan
The exhibits are expected to include an Armitage china bed pan
recovered from a s hip which sank in the Clyde in the last century.
But any buyer would need to bring a bed pan
- as the former pie and pea shop on the edge of Bronte country in Keighley, West Yorks, has no toilet and no hot water.
The next meeting will be in the community centre on August 12 when Meg Farmer will tell us about "Bed Pans
and Bugs", we hope there will be no free samples!