And then, dear smoker, my friends and I will laugh at you when we see you stood freezing cold on the pub doorstep in the rain with your wrinkly skin, hacking cough and soggy cancer sticks
So let's, for a moment, accept that people can't stop sucking on the old cancer sticks
And I answer no, it's 14 months two weeks five days and 13 minutes since I quit the cancer sticks
- I am on the Atkins diet.
But these things are killing people on a daily basis and all the Government can do is to watch the tax revenue from these cancer sticks
grow and grow.
News is filtering through to people that cigarettes kill you, which means Don can no longer push Lucky Strike as a 'safer' brand, and desperately needs a newidea to sell his cancer sticks
We never have been, and never will be, addicted to those cancer sticks
It's just that I think by this stage we all know the dangers that these cancer sticks
Anything the hard Right dislikes, including plain cigarette packs to stop the use of glitzy boxes to sell cancer sticks
, is binned.
Hypocritical Demi, on the other hand, ignored Ashton's pleas to quit her `social' smoking habit, insisting she would bin the cancer sticks
when she was ready.
The control freaks running Westminster think this is a great idea, and may try to put, say, an anti-smoking message into an EastEnders script when Dot Cotton gets her cancer sticks
So if you are young, and particularly if you are female, tell the rich pedlars exactly what to do with their cancer sticks
The multi-millionaire, who once admitted he started smoking at the age of EIGHT, has previously gushed about cancer sticks