Many times I have donned my wellies and waterproofs and reached the back door with a lead in my hand, only to find a Border terrier
staring at me with a face that clearly conveys the thought: "Have you gone raving mad?
Q After reading about your Border terrier
Betty, we are keen to get one.
My border terrier
Betty has regular stripping every six months at the local groomer's and seems happier for it.
This quite disgraceful nepotism when it comes to senior appointments is deflected by the fact that the two aforementioned gentlemen are Border Terriers.
His website also mentions there is a vacancy for a girlfriend/wife, housekeeper/carer and a trainee Border terrier.
Two other border terriers were snatched from Mr Price's home during the burglary last Sunday night.
Thieves smashed open an enclosure, seized border terrier Oxcroft Tinker and escaped with him across open fields.
Border terriers fetch pounds 300 on the black market and pups pounds 50.
Robert Bolton, 66, and his family were devastated when their four-year-old Border terrier was stolen.
The Border Terrier
got stuck in a drainage pipe and fire crews had to use a heat- seeking camera to track her down.
Retired airline pilot Robert Bolton, 66, and his family were devastated when their four-year-old Border terrier
The fire brigade, police and SSPCA battled in vain to locate Border Terrier
Rosie after she chased a fox into a buried drain pipe.