(1)); Norton Red Lion 5 (Christian Selby 2, Daniel Watson, Josh Dowsland, Ryan Watson) , Eaglescliffe
Bazookas 3; St Marys College 7 , The Oxbridge 1; Thornaby Roundel 3 (Adam Todd, David Campbell 2) , Rimswell 0; Thornaby Sports And Leisure 3 , Billingham 3 (Andrew Cooper, Jack Bradburn, Sean Cuerdon); North Riding Sunday County Cup Semi Final: The Citz 1 , Thornaby Meerkats 1 (Bradley Murray)
Division Two: Billingham 6 (Adam Wilson, Andrew Cooper 2, Jack Bradburn 2, Jaimie Morton) Fairfield Sports And Social Club 2 (Daniel Horsley, Hayden Moody); Blytheholme 4 (Aiden Cannon, Daniel Mclay, John Highfield 2) , Eaglescliffe 1 (Thomas Upton); Eaglescliffe
Bazookas 0 , Norton Red Lion 6 (Aiden Cattermole 2, Christian Selby, Jamie Barton, Lewis Powell, Ross Burdon) ; Norton Unicorn 4 , Rimswell 1; Thornaby Roundel 3 (Jacob Beattie, Jordan Boyes, Ryan Saunders) , St Marys College 1; Thornaby Sports And Leisure 1, Thornaby Aerodrome Club 2 (Carl Robinson, Jason Kelly)
I'd elect Kristina as my running mate - she could dazzle voters with her
bazookas and we'd make the right to snog cute boys part of the Constitution.
Or because we've been raised in the culture of page 3 stunners, with the likes of Sam Fox and Melinda Messenger (pictured) put forward as national heroines just for having big
bazookas?
Division Two: Billingham 0 Norton Red Lion 7 (Charlie Inman, Christian Selby 2, Jamie Barton, Matthew Watson 2, Ricky Dull); Blytheholme 2 (Alex Frew, Christopher Robertson) Fairfield Sports And Social Club 3; Eaglescliffe
Bazookas 2 Rimswell 2 (Tom Hammond 2); Norton Unicorn 2 (GaryLee Smith 2) Thornaby Sports And Leisure 9 (David Stewart 2, Jack Walton, James Walton 2, Joe Cox 2, Matthew May 2); St Mary's College 5 Eaglescliffe 2 (Sam Wilson 2).
ALAN Shatter yesterday laughed off the hype over his reference to diamond
bazookas after his comments caused a Twitter storm.
Two kilos of TNT, a car bomb, anti-tank
bazookas, mortars, grenades and pistols were found in a garage near Dresden after a tip-off.
Fairfield Sports & Social Club and Eaglescliffe are still neck-and-neck in the second division after wins over Thornaby Aerodrome Club and Eaglescliffe
Bazookas, respectively, see them separated by goal difference alone.
The company Mr Shatter keeps may possess EUR300,000 "
bazookas" but ordinary people don't.
Skirmishes are reconstructed with Bravehearts wielding
bazookas, then intercut with footage of poll tax riots and picket line disputes.
Eaglescliffe
Bazookas also won, defeating Thornaby Aerodrome Club 2-0, while Norton Red Lion continued their unbeaten run with a 5-2 home win over Thornaby Sports & Leisure.
Vicky (accidentally) told Vogue her "torpedo
bazookas" were "gone".