Now Big Brother is finally over, reality addicts can get a much better fix from ITV's shambles, starring some of the most pointless airheads
HAVE the bureaucratic Assembly airheads
got nothing better to do than instruct Powys council to appeal against the magistrates' decision to allow Dot (Humphries) to keep her flower tubs and gnomes to decorate the grass outside her roadside cafe?
George Osborne's makeover, Ed Miliband trying to eat a bacon butty, Peter Andre's Iceland ads, Vladimir Putin's name on the shortlist for the Nobel Peace Prize, Michael Buerk heading into jungle with D-list celebs after slagging off TV for being filled with "pneumatic bird-brains, daytime airheads
and vacuous D-list celebrities", Prince Charles sporting 30 medals on his chest heading for a function, Simon Cowell walking through a street at night with no shirt on, and the Sydney siege selfie-takers.
By my reckoning, 75 per cent of all jams are caused by airheads
who can't drive.
Who said that these Hollywood actresses were just airheads
without the wit or imagination to act on their own initiative and without a script?
Thankfully, Derek teams up with rival model Hansel in the later stages, proving that two airheads
are better than one.
It's the same Buerk who said the coverage of the Queen's Jubilee was "cringingly inept" because it was hosted by "pneumatic birdbrains" and "daytime airheads
" who interviewed "vacuous D-list celebrities".
Those gaudy young airheads
of Swingin' London have now been reinvented as the self-righteous prigs from The Chequers pub in Walton on the Hill.
The anchor that day was the same Michael Buerk who now labels Jubilee river pageant presenters like Tess Daly as "daytime airheads
The book is called Dying To Be Healthy and although this pair of indentical twins look like a pair of airheads
they actually have a lot of common sense to dish out.