They actually took us quite seriously and told us their birthdays, which we added to the ever-growing list of dates on our serviette
She also confesses to a passion for white serviettes
and kitchen towel.
So, a complaint on a mighty airline's flight had to be written on a torn piece of paper and continued on a paper serviette
You should have a serviette
handy to wipe the top of the bottle before pouring a taste for your customer.
This issue of Razorcake is a little more shit-hot than most, containing interviews with Reigning Sound/Oblivians, git/voc Greg Cartwright, photographer Edward Colver (you might not know his name but you will recognize some of his early punk photos), Nardwuar the Human Serviette
interviews Weird Al Yankovic, Los Illegals, and Bomp
I was plopped down on a locker and given a bottle of water and serviette
to dab the scars with.
Each one was given out with a specially designed serviette
asking the question: ``Why a cross on a hot cross bun?
In the 1700s it was acceptable at the table to use the serviette
to also wipe off all utensils, as well as greasy fingers and lips.
Une femme se plaignant de douleurs intenses suite a un accouchement par voie cesarienne a ete operee avec succes par une equipe medicale du centre hospitalo-universitaire d'Oran qui a decouvert une serviette
chirurgicale [beaucoup moins que]oubliee[beaucoup plus grand que] dans son ventre, a appris, hier l'APS aupres de la cellule de communication de cet etablissement de sante public.
BONUS WINNER: DAVID COWLISHAW, SHEFFIELD ACROSS DOWN 1 Indian spiritual and political leader (6) 4 Small round pellets of lead collectively (4) 8 Collar part (5) 9 Move to music (5) 10 Lap (7) 13 Fifth letter of the Greek alphabet (7) 16 Scoundrel (5) 17 Prize, award for outstanding contribution (5) 18 Enclosed ground (4) 19 Drowsy (6) 1 Strong wind (4) 2 Serviette
(6) 3 Aircraft with whirling blades (10) 5 Suspend (4) 6 Ancient Greek city (6) 7 Surplus (10) 11 Sudden burst of activity (6) 12 Great Uncle Bulgaria, eg (6) 14 Seaweed gelatine (4) 15 Kill (4) SOLUTION to Crossword December 30 ACROSS 1 Cuba; 3 Bother; 7 Raid; 8 Pigeon; 10 Magnolia; 13 Casanova; 16 Au pair; 17 Kill; 18 Dilute; 19 Rely.
At 90p for a portion weighing 350g on my incar scales, they were good value, too, with a serviette
and fork cleverly rolled into the wrap
In fact, as a symbolic gesture, I got him to sign on the back of a serviette