the Pekingese and (inset) Swallow (right), the world''s smallest cow posing next to bull Freddie
SO farewell to Puggy
Pearson, the man who invented the 'freeze-out' style of card-playing adopted by the World Series Of Poker.
As the deadly darts flew here, there and everywhere, innocent passers-by en route to the snooker room had to dive for cover beneath the pool table and behind the puggy
trudges around desperate for a new love after his old bird passed away.
On the way out of the club I shoved a couple of quid in the puggy
and dropped the pounds 250 jackpot.
Rahiyah, third to Darjina and Finsceal Beo in France, is shortestpriced of a home brigade that also includes Indian Ink, Yaqeen, Scarlet Runner and Puggy
, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth in the Newmarket Classic.
What a kick in the teeth that must have been for the Amarillo Slims, the Doyle Brunsons and the Puggy
Pearsons who earned their World Series passport the hard way - in smoke-filled card-rooms the world over.
Probably for the same reason we don't publish who won the puggy
jackpot at your local betting shop or the odds about your chances of a date with the new busty blondecashier.
He explained that each puggy
holds a float of around pounds 150, which can be won by punters, and stores up to pounds 1000 in profits.
How he went from printer to player on the strength of the puggy
takings in the Clydebank social club, how Andy Roxburgh converted him to a right-winger so Coop would have the chance to finish at the end of a mazy run.
They complain there's not even time for a toilet break because they are so harassed dealing with the flood of Rapido, puggy
addicts complaining, Cartoon Cavalcade etc - before they even handle real racing.
Winston, meanwhile, has his eye on Christmas gifts from wealthy weans when he takes over from lollipop man Charlie, and Tam develops a close relationship with the new puggy