These days we have TVs that are so good you can see a plook
on a pretty Sky Sports News presenter's nose.
Sara's products are only available online, so non-Scots don't have to worry about their pronunciation when they want to work a little cosmetic magic on their plooks
Choose drugs, choose scabs, choose plooks
, choose black teeth and yes, you too can end up married to a skanky con called Blake Incarcerated.
The MBE for Drugs Prevention goes to Pete Doherty for delivering a powerful message: choose drugs, choose plooks
, choose crime, choose no-more-sex-with-a-supermodel.
Having been that age once myself, I can only assume the future Chancellor's interests would have included passing exams, Scotland winning at football, squeezing pubescent plooks
and getting his hand up girls' sweaters in the back rows of cinemas.
If you think that's weird, I was then dragged to a medical research centre where 300 adolescents had gathered for specialised treatment on their plooks
Well, somebody might wander in off the streets to see The Plooks
of Eddie Izzard
Just as Scotland cannot be a confident nation until it learns, understands and accepts its own history, its real history - plooks
SHAR JACKSON, the woman dumped when she was six months pregnant by Britney Spears' fiancA Kevin Federline, has vowed to broker a relationship with the now distinctly haggard, chain smoking Princess of Plooks
And we're not talking about a couple of small ones around the mouth, this face was a mountain of plooks
Food: 5/5 Arise, Sir Walter Service: 4/5 nice caps and some quality plooks
Decor: 3/5 clean and bright Toilets: 4/5 smarter than some restaurants I could mention Value: 4/5 plenty cash left for the shops
Just friends who collapse into uncontrollable laughter at the very sight of me, then make a sharp exit before I contaminate them with my plooks