marital aids

marital aids

A euphemism for sex toys, costumes, clothing and other paraphernalia used for sexual pleasure of self and others.
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Other "finds" have been a haul of cannabis plants in a pile of garden refuse, a dead lamb, a pair of inflatable dolls, a suitcase full of marital aids, a live kitten, saucy home photos and live ammunition.
We always recognized the importance of marriage and family, and strongly feel that using lingerie and marital aids to ignite passion in a relationship should be applauded.
The former Baywatch babe is designing her own line of sex toys and marital aids.
One reader agreed with scholars quoted in the GDN, who said that selling marital aids was acceptable within Isam, within certain constraints.
As a young Turk looking to make a name for myself in the orthopaedic and marital aids sector I would gladly attend the opening of a lunchbox at any Travelodge from here to Burgess Hill, my Samsonite crammed with surgical trusses and the odd sailor's friend.
Open-minded folk are stocking up on couple-friendly items such as marital aids and basques, and indulging themselves," said Ann Summers' spokeswoman Katie Byrne.
Just because your sex life hasn't been adventurous for a while doesn't mean your husband hasn't decided to pep things up a little by buying you a few marital aids.
He then proceeds to deal with a range of spicy subjects such as women's marital aids to sexually transmitted diseases.
Broad-minded shoppers will be able to buy those last minute items, such as marital aids, DVDs, magazines and lingerie, ready for their loved ones to open on Christmas morning.
THE world of marital aids is a closed book to The Dikler, but while 'Googling' a bit of research on the Grand National - honestly - we came across the news that Ann Summers is running an advertising campaign to coincide with the great race.
I refer to the lengthy, distasteful and unnecessary feature stories such as the one featuring well fitting bras; using a photo of a barely clad celebrity instead of just a headshot in the "People" section; a quarter-page ad for "Better Sex Video Series Exploration" in the "Business" section; an ad with a beer bottle clad in a bikini; but, worst of all, your repetitive use of the ad for "Pure Pleasure Megacenters, Jefferson County's largest adult megacenter, gag gifts, marital aids, XXX cards, love potions," etc.