follicly challenged

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follicly challenged

adjective A slang term referring to a person who is bald.

politically correct

Politically sensitive adjective Referring to language reflecting awareness and sensitivity to another person's physical, mental, cultural, or other disadvantages or deviations from a norm; a person is not mentally retarded, but rather mentally challenged; a person is not obese but rather has an eating disorder, etc
Politically correct-a microglossary
Former term PC term
American Indian Native American
Black African American
Demented Disoriented, severely confused
Handicapped Disadvantaged
Homophobic Heterosexually biased
Housebound Domestic
(American) Indian  Native American
Mentally retarded Mentally disabled or challenged
Obese Large, ample, right-sized
Oriental  Asian
Physically handicapped Physically disadvantaged
Poorly educated Educationally disadvantaged
Racist Culturally insensitive
Stupid Educationally challenged
Politically correct ad absurdum–a microglossary
PCAA term Translation
Colorful Flaky, fruity
Detail oriented  Anal-retentive or, if extreme, obsessive compulsive
Eccentric  Nuts, weird
Enthusiastic & hopeful  Insufferably arrogant
Follicly challenged  Bald
Knowledge deficient Ignorant
Obtunded Stupid
Sexual arts specialist  Prostitute, hooker
Sexual arts aficionado  Slut, sleaze
Vertically challenged Short
Vertically enhanced  Tall
Visually challenged Myopic  
References in periodicals archive ?
To call the Afghan government we continue to support as being corrupt would be to call Kojak follicularly challenged.
Admittedly one of them was the Archdeacon of Liverpool, who I discover, thanks to Google images, is also follicularly challenged.
Each year, those 80 million follicularly challenged men and women pour $2 billion into the quest for the magic pill, medical procedure-or at least the perfect wig.
This is a most egregious exemplar of mendacious inexactitude'', said the follicularly challenged statesman.
It goes to prove my theory that wars will start, governments will tumble and sweet old ladies will be murdered in their beds before a man will admit freely he is being follicularly challenged.