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Formally, flatus, flatulence

fart

See FLATUS.
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But it went ahead after a 30-minute delay and as arguments in favour of the sale unfolded, even the staunchest old fart began to see sense in an alliance with the wind of change.
The creation of Farts is a very interesting story," Kassoff says.
New farts - No one can stand the sweet smell of flatulence - and Bambo will be belting out plenty of it, including two new power farts - the "Booster Fart" and the dreaded "Atomic Fart.
Elio Motors is more environmentally friendly than cow farts.
No, fart sounds are NOT melodic even if the sources are members of One Direction.
In 2010 it was reported she had let out a very large fart during a business meeting.
It's not that I have some moralistic, prudish disgust about explosive horse farts.
But had the cameras been rolling in a real bedroom, they'd probably have seen the bloke roll over, blast a fart, roar with laughter and jam the duvet over the poor woman's head, forcing her to inhale an aromatic brew of beer, peanuts and kebab.
The fart was loud, and the stance was professional; it couldn't be better.
She then linked to "@OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day
Funnier than the movies than certain farts in the skateboard world are making right now.