Depending on which Bluenose you believe Bowyer (right) is either a cretinous
criminal who has had his day or a reformed character with proven Premier League pedigree.
No more cringing trills and warbles, no more interruptions, no more listening to the cretinous
conversations of others and, most vital of all, no more of other people being able to get hold of you.
Stick them behind closed doors for a couple of games and see if the financial fallout sharpens the clubs' sense of responsibility to discourage such cretinous
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery then the cretinous
gents of "Jackass the Movie" can consider themselves worshipped by Gallic counterparts of "The 11 Commandments.
low-life who inflicted this attack on him has eventually been sentenced to seven years'jail.
The 56-year-old actor, writer and director has not been out of work since playing Baldrick, Blackadder's cretinous
, turnip-loving sidekick in the hit comedy series which is now celebrating its 20th anniversary.
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The worst thing is, though, I am strangely sympathetic to Henry, who is surrounded by some of the most cretinous
individuals you could hope to meet.
Presumably, given they are unlikely to be rich and inuential, Cameron would be less forgiving about the Villa Park pitch invasions by the more cretinous
fans of the club he claims to support in his laughable attempt to portray himself as a man of the people.
The problem In his excellent piece the day after he said we should mock "the cretinous
notion that a deity who supposedly made the universe, the world and everything in it would give a fart in a gale about whether an insignificant speck of humanity drew a picture of a man in a turban and called it Muhammad?
05pm) Lord Sugar (right), Nick Hewer and Karren Brady remember a decade of boardroom battles, cretinous
candidates, madcap schemes and hilarious highlights.
A HANDFUL of up-and-coming horror directors lend their talents to a found-footage anthology of six yarns that, quality wise, range from the creepy to the downright cretinous