But it wasn't a wedding Prince Harry was worried about in the Arctic yesterday - it was his
wedding tackle.
HIS brother's getting married next month but Prince Harry was worrying about his own
wedding tackle yesterday.
I HOPE his
wedding tackle's dropped off painfully in his Birmingham University digs where engineering student Matthew Malkin is recuperating after his goring in the Pamplona bull run.
For example in cricket, often you will go to great lengths to prove that that last 90mph ball that happened to rearrange your
wedding tackle was actually exactly what you needed to get your mind on the game!
Even then, I'm not entirely convinced he MEANT to plant his studs right in Carvalho's
wedding tackle.
But this year's winner Red Lancer, who whizzed up by five lengths, will not be following suit as the vet swooped long ago and removed his
wedding tackle which means he can't run in the big one at Epsom.
He cracked juvenile jokes about England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson's summer affair and the size of Dion Dublin's
wedding tackle, digs which left both parties squirming uncomfortably.
One wandered through the Jools Holland Hootenanny last New Year's Eve and another paraded his
wedding tackle at the Grand National at Aintree.
But now his
wedding tackle is working better than ever - thanks to a special set of exercises and lots of sex with his wife Mikki.
Movie star Vinnie is a mellower model than the snarling sportsman caught on camera giving Gazza's
wedding tackle a vicious squeeze.
HIS big brother's getting married next month but Prince Harry was worrying about his own
wedding tackle yesterday.